| Phuckin' Phun at Phabulous Phish Phest |
[02 Nov 2009|10:36am] |
A lot happenned this weekend so il just tell you the coolest story.
After waiting for like 2 hours we came to the conclusion that our acid was bunk. we were bummed, everyone in the camp split up hoping to get phucked up on something else. Maclkin, kylie and i walked around all the camp sites and started playing a name guessing game. after a few failed attempts we encountered a king.....and some guy in a bob marley hoodie. macklin said his name is rey, the king said " my name is rey" WOAH.
He gave us vodka, hit on kylie and listened to our sad acid tale....he whispered to his second in command, marley bro, and then retreated into the tent. Marley bro returned and kneeled before us and asked "wanna have fun tonight?"
"yes"
"yes"
"yes"
he gave us each two acid tabs and i ofcourse ate both right away, kylie ate one and macklin had none. After some convincing we got mack to eat his. we walked around and things started feeling funny...it started with some body tingling then grew into some pretty gnarly wiggly palm trees and mountains, things started getting crazier and crazier and we stared at some black light paintings for hours. The scene was crazy and i saw a lobster come out of a porta-potty and we hung out with a scientist for a bit. We saw the sun come up and layed and stared at kylie, connections were felt and cuddling commenced.
IM FUCKIN TIRED.
GOD BLESS THE KING.
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| BARK |
[28 Oct 2009|12:53pm] |
Ive got 7 minutes left in my shift ovah here at dah office. WHAT A DAY. i didnt really do much, just cross checked some spreadsheets and filled out some TPS reports.
Ive been working like a madman these past couple of weeks, like fuckin 12 hour days. I havent been going to the gym and this displeases me. I dont work at old navy tovay, so thats chill. FUCKIN IDIOTS, im going to own that place soon...then sell it.
Hangin out with Knight this evening, should be pleasant as usual. She got a cute haircut. ADORABLE.
Phish phest this weekend! LETS GET PHUCKED UP!
im getting a maceda bike.
aw yeuh.
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[20 Oct 2009|12:30pm] |
Happy 10/20
spanks for the memories
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| Dont ever talk |
[20 Oct 2009|08:57am] |
Sippin' on some office coffee makes me feel really grown-up.
Knight moved out this past week, it feels very strange. She got a pretty sweet deal, so im happy for the broad. As much as it sucks not having her around when i get home from work late at night, its nice having my own room again. I miss her....im not gonna lie.
Steve Preston put me in contact with this girl named Sara, she runs the coachella valley art scen blog or some shit, and shes running this arts and crafts tent and the upcpming Phish festival (phestival? i hope so). So she asked me and Knight to run this popsicle stick sculpture area, its a pretty sweet deal, we might get paid 100 bucks and get free tickets and camping!!!!!!!!!! i hope i get those days off from aulde navy. Im really hoping on getting some acid or some mushrooms...hopefully for free.
My house is feeling less and less like my house.....theres always people in the living room...and they listen to it stupidly loud. BUH...i want to move out soon...but i need to save up to get drivers liscense back....then a car.....so thtas like 4000 bucks i need to save. FUCK.
I finally got around to listening to the birthday party...im loving it. GOOD OL'NICK CAVE.
LOVES IT!
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[06 Oct 2009|10:29am] |
uuuuuhhhhhhhh bbbuuuuuuuhhhh duuuuuuuuuhhhhh
oh yeah!
the art show at j dees this past weekend:
dollar fancy beers! we were the first ones to show up and we were able to take claim of the prime real estate, it was still pretrty crappy though, j dees...not a good spot. bumblerz were fun as usual. i ended up getting kinda drunk and i accidently left alisas car keys in her trunk FUCK. Luckilly Mack daddy was able to shimmy his stick into the crack of the window. MACKGYVER.
I met up with some people at the Indio performing arts center and am trying to get them to change their dumb logo to my new fancy one.
behold rough.
Pagan powers might have its first show at pump it up and we might alos have bumbler jorge join the group. man we need songs.
GUH.
oh yeah must send art to tiszai.
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| I HATE CONFERENCE CALLS |
[05 Aug 2009|12:48pm] |
Look at me....ive become dilbert or some shit. I was asked to lead a conference call with my "youth marketing team", i did horribly..."um..okay..well uh...lets get started with uh..maybe some uh...i-introductions" "WELL, my name is kimberly i attended the art center and i majored in marketing and design, ive worked with schools for several years"
FUCK , i cant compete with this shit. im pretty much just wanted to say...hey, everyone one of you seem waaay more qualified to be taking direction from me, i fucking went to the art institute and pretty much slacked off the whole way through. anywho, it didnt go too badly, except i didnt lead at all...i was more the " hmm okay sounds great" guy. ive been working on this brochure on microsoft office publisher, WHICH SUCKS. I WANT MY ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR, BITCH! ...but...they wont give it to me :(
i had an interview at old navy yesterday, it was a stupid group interview and i thought i did horribly, but i guess i was wrong because i got a call for an orientation on friday.
AND i got an interview for some hotel golf course place on firday also. HELL YEAH. il probably be working my ass off these next coming months, i need to get out of this whole ive made for myself, and get my liscense back, get a car once again, get knight and i a place of our own and get my kids back.
Karma police is on my side.
my internship at the workforce development is ending soon, on the 28th..im gonna miss this place. sniff sniff.
MY BURDAY ON THE 25TH!!!! YES. 23 YEARS OLD, FUCK!
Im taking my babay shopping today...foood shopping that is...dayum im gonna get so much squash and shit.
heres a drawing i did for the brochure cover
and when you open it it will do some fancy animating like this!
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| one more time. |
[20 Jul 2009|12:29pm] |
a pair of poems
im sick of getting fucked over
what you have is some sort of repulsive disorder
"were becoming hideous beats"
(well you are not me)
thats something i used to say and still believe
you allow yourself to get consumed
by a stupid disease
where the symptoms are selfishness and a need to bleed.
everything i worked for
was all a stupid joke
and the assholes that imformed me
were the ones that i loved most.
ya blew it.
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| JUBS |
[13 Jul 2009|12:43pm] |
Well today is my first day at my new job. SO FAR SO GOOD. im working for the EDA ....thats uh...employment development agency..or something. I guess im being reffered as an intern, so thats pretty cool right? so far ive just been doing data entry type styuff and im all dressed up in a monkey suit (courtesy of my mommy). Everyone seems really nice here so far and its weird working in a big offcie, but it beats the heat and it mos def beats the packing house, im happy i quit that gig, because if i hadnt i wouldnt have been unemployed and i wouldnt have been able to receive food stamps and i wouldnt have been eligible for this summer program shpiel "IT ALL HAPPENS FOR A REASON, MY SON" says God.
im working in this cubicle that belongs to this other lady, but they tell me shes never here, but all of her kids pictures are here...so its kinda like my fake family, i look up and smile at little christy-jo, litte megan-anne, precious cindy-lou, and wonder what theyre doing right now, whether the baby sitter remembered cindy-lous medicine, or megan-jos soccer practice, i wonder if theyre thinking of me....do they miss me? are they ok? should i call? FUCK IT NO TIME! THEYRE DEAD! OH GOD THEYRE DEAD! I think i would hate having kids .i also dont think those are there names....but..ya know.
Im stoked that now i can read all those office articles online. HOW TO AVOID YOUR BOSS. 10 WAYS TO MAXIMIZE YOUR BREAK. finally
ive arrived.
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| pee wee |
[29 Jun 2009|01:04pm] |
I got some sort of stomach virus on saturday, it was awful. Putz, townley, knight and i went to a midnight screening of pee wees big adventure at the palme d'or. i pretty much missed the whole thing because i spent the entire time in the bathroom puking then pooping..and when i thought i was finished more puke would end up shooting out. i was bummed...i went to sleep or pretty much passed out from the agony of gut pain.
me and knight went to elis last night for a bit of the old ultra violence....it was pretty chill evening...i wish i couldve stayed up later but i was scheduled for a job interview for the workforce development office at 9 30 in the am. Bri agreed to give me a ride in the morning, we began to run late..i was flipping out...as bri is speeding down 111 to get me to my destination we see some fucking pig on a hog zoom by "fuck fuck fuck please dont" bri-" hes truning around" sure enough he pulled us over, the cop was pretty nice once i told him i was running late for an interview...it didnt even take him that long to write the ticket, which makes me think that cops take a long time to piss you off. so once bri gets her ticket we haul major butt to indio, at this point its like 9 10...im pretty sure im fucked...i walk into the door and im scrambling..my mom tells me that a lady called and said that there was a power shortage and the interview was postponed for tommorow. YES. THANK YOU JEEEZZZUUUSSS.
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| All ALONE |
[24 Jun 2009|09:06pm] |
i watched the holy grail today, its a nice movie to nap to. Ms.Knight went to work today...and as did me mother, so it was home alone day.
Ive been chilling outside a lot lately, ive been taking care of our fruit trees outside...i always hated watering the lawn, i always just wanted to go back inside to continue watching TV.....stupid tv...stupid me. STUPID STUPID ME.
the little black cat makes me so angry, i just want him to have fun outside, but sure enough he finds some fucking way to get underneath the god damned shed. i end up having to lure him out by acting like a dumb ass by making stupid cat calls and shaking around the kibble around in its dish. CMERE KITTY! KITTY KITTY KITTY....MEEEEOOOWWW MEEEEOOOOOW MEEEEOOOOOW....CMERE! CMERE! ....thats a little sample of what im talking about.
JOB OFFERS?
bank of america-------follow up email
workin for the city?
either way looks like im working for the man.
fuck it.
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| YES |
[10 Jun 2009|12:11pm] |
Mein papa came by the other day and gave me this big lecture about smoking pot and not having a job...i ended up crying like a little bitch, it wasnt even what he was saying, theres just something about your parents yelling at me that always makes me sad. BITCH.
My dad didnt just come over to yell at me though, my mom planned some family meeting so that she can consult with my father about the situation of our house , due to financial shortcomings (ie me going to the stupid art institute.) were near forclosure. So since my mom is struggling with da billz, she is going to mexico to work as a teacher. In the end my dad said he would continue making the house payments for the summer, which is amazing.
So im in the proccess of finding a job, i hope i can find one quick so that i can help out with the bills of the house. Im excited for summer in this house.
THE PLAN
get a job
get room mates
-candidates or dream team
=Kylie Knight
=Eli & Clo
=Nathan
=Andy
=DJ Mario
Just think of it, a bunch of wise guys living in a house, wed start a garden, eat all healthy and shit, V-v-v-v-vegan! , compost, do art. BE HAPPY.
LETS DO IT!
also:
FOOD STAMPS!
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| wasting away |
[03 Jun 2009|08:39pm] |
im so lazy about writing on here, well im lazy about a lot of things.
i dont have a job, im waiting for my unemploymentg check...but its been more than 10 days WHATTHEFUCK. ive been trying to guide my little sister a bit more lately, kids are so dumb. we got our cable cut off and i think its a blessing in disguise, hannah montana is not what i want her to be watching, instead im force feeding her some good ol ren and stimpy toilet humor. YEAH THATS THE TICKET! me and the lovely miss knight helped out los date farmeros on monday, we helped them clean their studio and it was incredibly chill, break time consisted of "SMOKING DANK"(ARMANDO)
i argued with my mom about smoking pot today, i told her its just a vice like her booze drinking. she didnt like that. i told her it was better than booze. she didnt like that. i told her it was natural. she didnt like that. hopefully she will understand one day that smoking pot doesnt make you a creep.
shoplifting is getting old.
we might lose the house, my mom will either move to an apartment or move to mexico.
PHOTOSHOOT.
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| AHUILK! |
[05 Apr 2009|02:56pm] |
I drove out to north shore last night to visit my old man. Pops. I hadnt seen my dad for like a month, well actully probably more....and the times i did see him it would be for like 45 minutes...so that shit dont even count.
It looked like there was a party dwindeling as i pulled up ,it seemed like everyone was kinda freaking out, i was driving my moms car ( my parents spilt and now my dad is dating this other lady and she pretty much lives with him now, so now get togethers at my dads house are filled with a bunch of people that i dont even know.) i felt kinda left out...but i just said fuck it because thats the ways its gonna go for now on. Things are changing and its hard to accept sometimes.
So i want to start this bike bizness, i want to make cool looking recycled bikes, people would be down i think. i need to learn a shit load of bike stuff. im such a lazy guy though...BUT NO MORE.
Ive been doing artwork for Jungles and slipping into darkness. i havent showed it to slipping into darkness....hopefully they dig it.
well i guess thats it.
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| I HATE KIDS |
[15 Mar 2009|03:02pm] |
Ah Sunday how beautiful are thee. I went on a bike ride today on Knight cannondale, so smooth.
man i hate kids, theyre such jerks sometimes, this stupid white boy told me " Youre not an artist!" , what am i supposed to say to that? "YEAH I AM! I AM TOO AN ARTIST!" luckilly some of the other little kids said that for me, theyre so hyper...i just want to grab the sometimes and just shake them around and scream "STOP IT!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!" but they freak out when you touch them. i relate to all the losers.....the underdog ya know?
Im hangin out with my old chum matt munoz (no relation) today. hopefully it will be fun, hes one of the funniest guys i know....so it wont be too bad. Mr bohan used to always tell me "wheres your cousin? hes absent today!" ....."sigh.....were not related mr bohan"
what am i doing with my life? i need another job....im just gonna bail out of this place one day.
i moved into the big room at my house....pretty pretty good. it feels like a studio...so thats good.
I GOT A PRINCIPAL SKINNER TATTOO.
I miss shmeeze....i wonder how hes doing in inglund.
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| MEGADETH |
[28 Feb 2009|05:07pm] |
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I missed thee.
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